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Photo courtesy of Kevin Glick

 

 

Kit's Stats

Height: 5'3
Weight: 135
Hair color: red
Umbrella size: golf
Fastest recorded lap time at home track: 1:30
Number of street crashes: 1
Number of track crashes: 2
Number of on-track collisions: 3
Number of embarrassing motorcycle tip-overs at track*: 6
Number of embarrassing motorcycle tip-overs on Daytona Beach (requiring cell phone call for cornerworker assist): 1
Number of motor swaps: 2
Number of (self-inflicted) IMC visits: 5
Number of debridements (farging OW!) during IMC visits: 1
Number of hospital visits: 0
Number of IMC visits to see/retrieve friends: ~7
Number of hospital visits to see/retrieve friends: 5
Number of airlifted friends: 3
Number of friends dragged to IMC for their own good: 3
Number of practice/race days missed due to hangover: 2
Number of previous attributable directly to Ted Temple: 2
Number of IMC visits attributable to hangovers attributable directly to Ted Temple: 1
Number of Broad Squad Babes seen in various stages of undress (not counting Allison): 3
Number of times teammate has been referred to as "that BITCH" during a race: 9
Number of championships saved by cornerworker speed/skill: 1
Number of SpeedVision/ESPN/TNN/etc. television appearances: 5
Number of fairings ripped off crashed bikes: 4
Number of gas tanks ripped off crashed bikes (unintentional): 1
Number of gas tanks ripped off crashed bikes (intentional): 1
Number of environmental catastrophes perpetrated upon track grounds (see above): 1
Number of bikes dragged on side by handlebars to clear track:+ 1
 

* 1) my bike when cornerworking, 2) my borrowed FZR while
heading to practice, 3-5) an SV650 I was trying to clear from
Turn 2 post-crash. (It wound up being the bike referred to in +.)
6) Glen Piro's TT-R in order to avoid hitting Steve Aspland.
(Great stoppie, poor dismount, judges gave it a 7.4.)
 

Race Reports

This page was getting too cluttered,
so the race reports had to move.
I've been slacking on them this year. Sue me.

 

Kit's Photos

Kit has some old photos, and some newer photos.

 

Reactions

In 2001, Rob got hit by a rider, thus saving me from another
humiliating defeat at Ann's hands. Aside from the relief generated
by that fact, here are some of my other reactions to the event.

 

 

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